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Valentines Demotivational Poster

VALENTINES DAY - It's over. Now piss of you fat little flying freak.

VALENTINE'S DAY - making single people feel like shit since 496 AD

TAGS: love valentines holiday
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by MrJackIsBack

Derek - February 8, 2010, 9:16 pm
Actually Rerun, he's got it right. Really like the isolation created by the perspective. You join the L-5 society, Jack!
rerun - February 8, 2010, 8:43 pm

I think the date is off, but I like it anyway

VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -

TAGS: valentines day sentiment
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:51 am
Sugar and spice. 5L


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm
truly demotivational...lol


TAGS: valentines poem unknown author
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:39 am
Ah yes. Valentine's day. Where men aren't looking to get laid, per se, but to prevent getting their access cut off for the next 364 days by buying $400 in flowers and chocolates and dinner and so on... while she buys a $4 card, if she's feeling generous.

HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.

VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!


TAGS: calendar valentines cupid red swan
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - February 15, 2012, 10:02 am
lol yes, I just realized that after submiting
forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:36 am
Turn the picture 90° leftwards (or perhaps it's easier to turn your head 90° rightwards) and the body looks like a heart! --- forever alone... :/
mariand - February 15, 2012, 12:59 am
nice... at least both with the same arrow
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:44 pm
Ki5met Live well
gas - February 14, 2012, 7:40 pm
..with half of a heart *sniff*
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:32 pm

crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:05 pm
5ad 5olitary 5wan

THIS YEAR - Rerun decided to make his own cards.

VALENTINES DAY - Yes, its fixing to happen again.


TAGS: love hurts cupid valentines day
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:51 pm
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 4:37 pm
If this isn't demotivational then I don't know what is. 5L's
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:05 pm
5L... 6L, when I read it with a "Gin n Juice" backbeat
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:59 am
Amsome ML. 5L


VODKA - I Love You. I want you in me. Be my Valentine?

VALENTINE'S DAY. - I got this for you. I filled it with chocolates... Why do you look so disgusted?... Happy V-Day Motifake.

DIFFERENCES - If You Can Check The Last Blue Box, I Don't Think I Want To Know

TAGS: death and valentines
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bovee - February 12, 2010, 4:30 pm
great just plain great!

VALENTINES DAY - Yup that time of year is coming back around again

VALENTINES DAY SHOPPING - Enee, meenee, minee, moe...

CUBBY'S VALENTINE DATES - Asian. Curvy. Silent. The only drawback? You make your own sandwich.

TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

LogicDude - February 16, 2010, 12:52 pm
On a positive note though, I'm pretty sure they WILL serve you a sammich as part of your "visit"...
LogicDude - February 16, 2010, 12:51 pm
Gotta love the Japanese...there's a short "documentary" on VBS.TV's Vice Guide to Travel where they showed a brothel in Japan where you have to pay to f*ck these things.
Cubbybear - February 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
I can make my own SAMMICH...thank you
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:45 pm
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 8:44 pm
Never mind they're dolls?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:29 pm
Keep watching...
rerun - February 14, 2010, 8:25 pm

all I see is two girls....
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
Only when served in a pan.... that stuff in a cup...... doesn't count.
rerun - February 14, 2010, 8:22 pm

isn't that a pie?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, yeah... humble, too.
rerun - February 14, 2010, 8:20 pm

I guess that depends on the day of the week.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:19 pm
I'm sure it's not the only reason. You're a great guy.
rerun - February 14, 2010, 8:17 pm

guess there is a good reason I married Asian.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
I hate when that happens don't your ReRun?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:15 pm
That's the jewish model, rerun.... these are clearly asian.
rerun - February 14, 2010, 8:14 pm

I bet they fake orgasm too
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:13 pm
That's a serious drawback. 5L

Be Mine (Please) -


TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 4.32/5

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ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.


TAGS: happy valentines day ladies and gentlemen
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - March 6, 2010, 1:45 am
Thank you Erock.
erock - March 6, 2010, 1:30 am
nice one produceman!

VALENTINES DAY - This year, give your dealer a little something back.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE - She looks so good in RED...it matches her eyes

VALENTINE'S DAY - Splitting Our Hearts Between Love And Lust Since 1847. (The true year V-Day was invented.)



the rules -

TAGS: of multiple valentines
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 15, 2014, 11:15 pm
Well now, that would’ve been fun. Girls holding ME on the ant piles, not so much…except for the straddling part.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:43 pm
We held the girls on the ant piles
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:15 pm
I was always jealous of those that had that stuff. Our country school had a creek, one room, a wood stove, a black board, and a FANTASTIC teacher….the girls had underwear…holey underwear…oh, we had trees to climb, the girls went first, heh heh
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 6:38 pm
On the playground at school?? No swings?? Sure there was - right next to the merry-go-round... You remember, it was that round thing the girls would push - some without underwear!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 5:14 pm
we never had swings…just a stick and a tire
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:35 pm
You know - married! Swinging side by side married - like when we were kids... remember back that far?
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:34 am
??????’not married’??????.... the melon resides in the far edge of the patch. Therefore, I must ask of the melon…WTF??
TheSanityInspector - February 15, 2014, 7:24 am
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 11:14 pm
Hey - they're not married
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 10:37 pm
Aw, shucks (toing the sand), ‘twern’t nuthin’ ……thanx guys
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 10:00 pm
Mr. Gary! A little bit of shameonyou! Ok a whole 5L of it.
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 2:07 pm
Oh, GaryO!! 5 Lions.


TAGS: coincidence childerns valentines day
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

motifayk - February 13, 2013, 8:54 am
India celebrates its first Prime Ministers birthday as Children's day. Now why he was born on November 14 is a coincidence? Love it. 5L.
Silverheart - February 13, 2013, 5:07 am

*Childrens. Sorry to point out the typo, still love the po5ter.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 10:00 pm

lol cute. again i think motitwist would love this there as well...and ty



TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 3.82/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 11:43 am
If you get on front page from a "rushed" poster; I want to know how you rush... :D
Airman - February 15, 2012, 11:27 am
this is what you get when you rush. I was going out the door and didn't check to see how it looked. awful
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:29 pm
not a terrible 5hop great era

Single -

The same V day -

TAGS: valentines love always myself mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

concern3 - February 14, 2017, 4:35 am
Nice, I can’t believe I miss this guy, the new guy just doesn’t get it for me.
mariand - February 14, 2017, 3:31 am
Oh thank you RL... it's good to be back... I don't know for how long but it brings back some nice memories from here.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 8:50 pm

omg dude...its good to see you. long time my friend.

Someone Always Loses -

TAGS: valentines day superbowl february loses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - February 15, 2015, 7:57 pm
Sheer brilliance.

Valentine's Day -

TAGS: valentines love women men respect
Rating: 4.73/5

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Pushkin - February 13, 2016, 9:15 am
Thanks, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:47 am
HAHAHAHA! That's a great way to put it!!!! 5L!!!!!!!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:17 am
Thank you very much. But I can't really take the credit. God gave me a seizure and I couldn't stop.
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 5:52 pm
Solid run of posters...
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:24 am
Thanks, mizzdizz!
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:24 am
Thank you very much. We are sad.
freasy - February 10, 2016, 8:11 am
My deepest sympaties for those of you that live and believe that. So Sad.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:27 am
Especially true as the relationship matures. V-day and anniversary become the 2 days a year that you do that little something special for each other that you used to do all the time. 5L!

Let me give my old heart to you -

TAGS: valentines day bear rip out heart turns out it isnt actually silver after all
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - February 14, 2014, 10:42 am
Awww 5L